Stupid internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tryed to creat my own website but it costs money wich is stupid.This is free so y isn't it free.if it was free i would call my website www.collinsworldiscool.com.sometimes the internet is a pain in the butt.I wish i had 100,000000000000000000000000000000$ so i could have my website for a centry. collin,